Stark Naked: coulson is my new boyfriend
Coulson: OMG
Coulson: wHAT
Coulson: OK
Stark Naked: while steve is away in DC
Coulson: OH OK
tony: coulson is my temp boyfriend
phil: no. i was put on stark-watch bcus steve wont be here 2 do dat
tony: ...boyfriend
omg everyone just draw the Captain America Fanclub until captalksback comes back omf go go go tag it with #Captain America Fanclub omfg