remember the time we tied coulson to the roof of the car that was fucking hilarious

Stark, bb, Please, give me that interview. I've called you about it at least 7 times.
Anonymous

STOP CALLING ME

Crossdress? Steve? Coffee?
Anonymous

i’m interested. keep talking.

Soooo....about this whole wanting to make at with Steve thing...What's you takin so long~?
Anonymous

Hey, Blue Pops

bluetuquepapa:

Wait, you serious?

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Sweet! Now I get to rub it in my daughter’s face.

She’s 18 isn’t she? Hook me up, Azulpadre. ;)

Hey, Blue Pops

Enjoy that autograph. Feel free to sell it, pin it up, frame it, stare at it at night, y’know, whatever. You get the idea.

HAIL HYDRA
Mpreg
Anonymous

thanks

With Stark robotic reversion technology, you’ll be able to do just that.

omg You're sort of back; I missed your shenanigans so much.
Anonymous

i read that as im sort of black 

Tony why does everyone think you hate Steve? I know you don't.

YES I DO

Oh my GOD you're back! And you have Wheatley! ... for some reason. How did you come by him?
Anonymous

let me sum this up for you

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Oh my goodness, is that a ring-engagement maybe?-on your finger, Tony?!
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haven't heard from you in awhile stark, did you die from coffee deprivation?
Anonymous

yea

superficial-skull:

so i was watching iron man 2 and