superficial-skull:

so i was watching iron man 2 and

I have my ways. Now, I hear you're a man of science and adventure. Any chance I can get in on the action? Super hero stuff and what not.

Hey there ;) I'm Jack Harkness and you are almost as attractive as me.

how did you get in my house

Have you ever seen Steve successfully pick up a lady?
Anonymous

no

the-once-and-future-thing replied to your photo

Oh this is so naughty!

COULD U NOT

I MISS THE ARC REACTOR.
Anonymous

i aint gonna be part of this system

TONY DO YOU WEAR THONGS

you must think imma joke

Whaddup, Tony? What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever seen Steve doing? ;D

trying to pick up ladies. like, let’s be realistic here. he stinks at that.

askthesciencebros:

Tony: Of course, it’s SCIENCE.

((ooc: Agh, I’m terrible. I forgot to cite the parody of where this came from: [x]. It’s from Two Best Sisters Play Portal 2. …Amazing animation!))

((Not dead! Promise! Just shot ruthlessly into the Portal fandom. I enjoyed Iron Man 3! Thanks all for asking. I was terrified of Extremis but they played it off pretty well! I’m sure as hell going to miss the arc reactor though… Gonna be tough without my little glowy pal.
Going to go ahead and replace the glowy heart with a new glowy friend. Meet Wheatley! He’s gonna be here a while. Found him in space. Hooking him up to the mainframe as we speak. He’ll help JARVIS run the new house.
Summer’s coming soon for me! That means frequent updating like last year! Woo!))

((Not dead! Promise! Just shot ruthlessly into the Portal fandom. I enjoyed Iron Man 3! Thanks all for asking. I was terrified of Extremis but they played it off pretty well! I’m sure as hell going to miss the arc reactor though… Gonna be tough without my little glowy pal.

Going to go ahead and replace the glowy heart with a new glowy friend. Meet Wheatley! He’s gonna be here a while. Found him in space. Hooking him up to the mainframe as we speak. He’ll help JARVIS run the new house.

Summer’s coming soon for me! That means frequent updating like last year! Woo!))